Once I knew

[Wanderer of the Mountains]

I once knew a pickel,
actually a cucumber.
Who was short and fat,
actually long and thin.
Misunderstood by the world,
So I ate him!

I once knew a rose,
Actually a dandalion.
Who caught my eye,
The dandalion in my yard.
She had no home amongst the others,
So I tore her out of the ground and threw her in a bin!

I once knew a gal,
Actually it was Nathan.
Who I couldn't keep my eyes off,
Damn that was an ugly chick.
She loved me with her heart and soul,
so I fled for Seattle!

I once knew a puppy,
Actually an old mutt.
Who was cute and cuddly,
So fat and lazy.
I gave it a kiss on the nose,
and realized he had pissed on my clothes!

I once knew a pop,
who never sang 'Lolli'.
Tasted so good in my mouth,
Though i knew not the flavor.
The bottle read,
MOUTH WASH!

Something Crazy,
Something New,
Something Stupid,
For all of You!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody is angry,
I hope no one catches me,
It's kinda hard to run,
With my butt in a chair!

[Ray]

Hehehehe.... that is quite funny. And a little strange, but I like it. Good job, Riley.

[Shalrae]

ROTHLMAO(rolling on the floor laughing my *** off) That was good. Confuzzling but made me laugh. Keep it up there. Not wait, in the chair!

[Wanderer of the Mountains]

Thank you for enjoying it. I had fun making it up.

[Shalrae]

I really liek the part about Nathen. I hope it was inteneded that way!! HEHE

[Ray]

Yeah... Nathan is an idiot.... and plus, he is SO FUN to make fun of!!