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Post by Ray on Nov 11, 2005 16:58:01 GMT -5
funny!!!!!LOL!!!!!!
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Sept 8, 2006 21:10:49 GMT -5
The Blonde Man Joke.
Three construction workers are sitting on a scaffold. The first man, a Francophone, opens his lunch box and says "Crescents! If I get crescents again I'll jump off this scaffold!" The next man, a Mexican, opens his lunch box and says "Burritoes! If I get burritoes again I'll jump off this scaffold." The third man, a blond, opens his lunch box and says "Baloney sandwich! If I get a baloney sandwich again, I'll jump off this scaffold."
The next day, the Francophone opens his lunch box and sees crescents, so he jumps off. The Mexican opens his lunch box and sees burritoes, so he jumps off. The blond man opens his lunch box and sees a baloney sandwich, so he jumps off.
At the funeral, the Francophone's wife says "If I had known he didn't like crescents, I wouldn't have given him anymore." The Mexican's wife says "If I had known he didn't like burritoes, I wouldn't have given him anymore." Everyone turns to the blond man's wife.
"What," she says, "he packs his own lunch."
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Post by Shalrae on Sept 11, 2006 17:46:14 GMT -5
Wow that is a blond joke. nice one.
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Post by Ray on Sept 13, 2006 18:13:41 GMT -5
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Sept 14, 2006 17:23:31 GMT -5
It's a good joke. It's the first blonde man joke ever and thus, the best. ;D I'm glad I brought smiles and laughter to you all. Now I must search for the ultimate joke!
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Post by Shalrae on Sept 14, 2006 17:35:15 GMT -5
Does not get the joke now for the last bit of brain matter is gone but laughs anyways.
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Post by Ray on Sept 18, 2006 20:41:59 GMT -5
You do realize this is a Christian's joke section and that wasn't a Christian joke, right? It was funny anyway!
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Sept 20, 2006 18:13:15 GMT -5
How is it not a Christian Joke? I didn't make any racist comments or anything..... Hmm..... Whatever. It's the thought that counts.
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Post by Ray on Sept 24, 2006 17:09:17 GMT -5
I was just saying, you know.
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Sept 24, 2006 17:39:10 GMT -5
Tha's fine. your opinion counts a lot
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Post by Ray on Nov 7, 2006 19:04:36 GMT -5
 Well... I know I am in a mood for another joke...
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Nov 8, 2006 22:22:49 GMT -5
Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought this one was pretty funny so I'm passing it on to all of you.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, start yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Its Called ... therapy.
MUWA, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HEALTHILY INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ray on Nov 9, 2006 19:44:45 GMT -5
That was really fun... tell me another one, PWEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shalrae on Nov 9, 2006 22:50:34 GMT -5
Hehe I want to do some of those ones now. HEHE. That also reminds me of the 67 Things to Do in Walmart. I WANT TO DO SOME OF THOSE ONES BUT IF I WORK AT WALMART I CAN"T. WELL IF WE GO TO LIEK EDMONTON WE COULD DO SOME OF THEM!!!!
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Post by Ray on Nov 12, 2006 17:11:29 GMT -5
Even if you work at Wal-Mart... you and i can get together.... by the way, it's 68 things to do in Wal-Mart, not 67. Although... I made it officially 69.... hehehehehehehehe...
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Post by Shalrae on Nov 13, 2006 13:36:14 GMT -5
What u put as the 69th thing?
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Post by Ray on Nov 13, 2006 16:26:18 GMT -5
Ah.... number 69. It was..... "You might want a friend for this one. Take some clothes and go into the dressing rooms. Get the friend to distract the person that opens the doors, and take off all your clothes. (If you are nervous, just take of everything but undergarments). Then run out of the dressing room screaming "I'm Free! They finally let me out of that horrible prison!" Run up to some people, and see how many you can scare and/or listen before security comes. Then... start screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Don't let them take me away! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hehe... enjoy.
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Post by Shalrae on Nov 14, 2006 11:25:39 GMT -5
HEHE!! That is one we should add to the list. hay we can make the list longer I bet!?!?!?!!!!!! That is a good one. I was laughing for liek 5 mins ont hat.
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Dec 2, 2006 0:02:38 GMT -5
I'll come with a video camera and make a commentaried documentry while you're at it..... though I will omit some parts. Then, if I can keep Leia from the camera and film..... She'll hate leaving me alone with the kids. If I'm not killing them, breaking every rule in the house or scarring them for life..... I'll be fine....... Leia... stop looking at me like that. I was kidding! .... completely... put the baseball bat down... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Out... of... breath... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by Ray on Dec 4, 2006 22:39:37 GMT -5
Ooooh.... just remember that I might hit u for this tomorrow. That is all.
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It was funny anyway!
Well... I know I am in a mood for another joke...