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Post by Ray on Sept 28, 2005 10:52:38 GMT -5
One day, a bear chases a rabbit through the forest, when they pass by a frog. "Hello," says the frog. The bear and the rabbit stop in mid-tracks. "Who are you and how can you talk?" says the rabbit. "You are the first creatures I have seen today," the frog said, "And so I will give you each three wishes. Bear, what is your first wish?" The bear thinks for a moment, and says, "I wish that all the bears in this forest were female, except for me." The frog nods, "Your wish is granted. Rabbit, what is your first wish?" Rabbit hesitates for a moment, and says, "I want the neatest, fastest motorcycle ever, with a tank full of gas." The frog nods, and says, "Your wish is granted. Bear, what is your second wish?" "I wish all the bears in this country were female, except for me," the bear says immedietely. "Your wish is granted. Rabbit, what is your second wish?" the frog asks. "I want a cool-looking helmet for my motorcycle." The frog nods, "Your wish is granted. Bear, what is your third wish?" "I wish all the bears IN THE WORLD were female," the bear says quickly. The frog nods, and says, "Your wish is granted. Rabbit, what is your third wish?" The rabbit puts on his helmet, gets on the motorcycle, and revs the engines. With a evil grin, he says, "I wish Bear was gay."
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Shalrae
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Post by Shalrae on Sept 28, 2005 20:23:16 GMT -5
I think you have told me that one, but every time I hear it I get a big chuckle out of it.
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Post by katwalker on Sept 29, 2005 14:16:26 GMT -5
lol that was funny!
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Post by Ray on Sept 29, 2005 20:07:31 GMT -5
thanks
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Oct 12, 2005 20:44:17 GMT -5
Poor bear
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Shalrae
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Post by Shalrae on Oct 12, 2005 20:56:12 GMT -5
Poor bear(S) for now they will become extinct.
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Post by Ray on Oct 14, 2005 17:41:04 GMT -5
YAY, NO MORE BEARS!!!!!!!!! not really, the cubs are cute....
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Oct 14, 2005 17:43:44 GMT -5
Till Mama bear comes up and trys to take off your head, or face
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Post by Shalrae on Oct 14, 2005 17:48:06 GMT -5
Or when any bear comes and takes the pink insulation and spreades it in a half mile radius around the cabin, in which you are putting it in.
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Post by Ray on Oct 24, 2005 17:51:45 GMT -5
ok, crystal, we don't need to know your life story (AGAIN). but mama bears are mean, for sure...
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Dec 15, 2006 22:05:38 GMT -5
Mothers in any species are mean. Most females too..... Oh... wait..... this is a female-dominated site....... umm.... hehhehheh..... umm...... hmm..... what to say to get myself out of this sticky situation.................
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Post by Ray on Dec 17, 2006 19:56:26 GMT -5
*ah men....* at least this one's cute......... HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM NATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol rofl lmao!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by Wanderer of the Mountains on Dec 18, 2006 18:35:33 GMT -5
Nathan! WHERE? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shalrae on Dec 23, 2006 19:51:27 GMT -5
Up there you said you were in asticky situation. it was funny for we are talking about bears and they LOVE HONEY!!!! *GOES AND POURS HONEY ON NATHEN SO HE CAN'T MOVE EASILY. ALSO THE OTHER BEARS COME AND EAT HIM BUT RUN AWAY AT THE SMELL OF HIM, EVEN OVER THE SMELL OF HONEY!!!!!!!
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